Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Wednesday Comedy Number 5. Rabbit Jokes.

The horses and the dogs got it so now the rabbits have to.

#1.  Q: If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have?
A: A receding hare line!
Being a rabbit breeder and all I just had to.  >:)
#2.  Q. How are rabbits like calculators? 
A. They both multiply really fast.



Only those who have owned a bunny understand that the innocence is only on the outside.  And YES they do thump when they are angry like in the cartoons.  And it HURTS :'(

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