Wednesday Comedy Number 7. The Weather.

#1.  Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change once in a while, nine tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation.

#2.  Little Johnny walks into his classroom wearing a single glove. His teacher asks him what he’s doing. ‘Well ma’am,’ says Johnny. ‘I was watching the weather programme on TV and it said it was going to be sunny, but on the other hand it could get quite cold.’

   Something you can almost always count on is that people will complain about the weather.  Either it is too cold, hot, wet, or dry.