Wednesday Comedy Number 2. Sexist jokes.

   I felt like picking on men and women today.  I know these aren't all that funny.  But all the funny ones seem to be explicit and I'm trying to keep things clean.

First for the men.

#1.  Why did God create man before woman?

  Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating  your masterpiece.

And for the women.

#2.  Why do women wear make-up and perfume? 

Because they’re ugly and they stink.